brave sir robin

[lurin]

well, its not the best copy i've ever seen but im to lazy to find another.. if you dont like it, you can kick rocks! =p

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his penis...
Well that's enough music for now, lads...

Brave Sir Robin ran away - No!
Bravely ran away, away - I didn't!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled - No!
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin

[newmutant6]

Wasn't this in Monty Python? These same mintrels get eaten later don't they?

[lurin]

and there was much rejoicing..... -yay.....-

[krysta]

did it seem to anyone else like there was more rejoicing over eating the minstrels than there was for reforming the party?

[lurin]

they didnt even knowtice the party was reformed... they just wanted to kill the annoyance!!

[icepick]

Yay.

[Lucifer]

I was once playing a D&D campaign and made mention of the "and they were forced to eat Robins Minstrals." Suddenly the table went silent and everyone stared at me. Apparantly I was the only one at the table who'd seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And as I was the only one playing a female, they apparantly concluded that I said "Menstruals."

Needless to say, I didn't remain in the group much longer.

[icepick]

Wow, that's pretty bad.

I don't blame you for leaving the group.


Oh, number one gamer quote taken at a poll in Gen Con

If someone says you're a god, you answer YES!
-Ghostbusters.

[lurin]

i loved that one!!

[Loriana]

Lol! That one's great. I can't remember that part in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, though. Guess I'll have to watch it again. (And yet I never forget the Holy Hand Grenade...)

[lurin]

i found this advertisement above the thread... and thought it was rather funny.. so, i desided to post it in the thread itself... lol

"The Monty Python Store
Buy Monty Python T-Shirts, Toys & Killer Rabbits or we'll say "Ni"
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[Loriana]

Hahaha!! They've got a cow catapult!! *falls over laughing*

[icepick]

I've seen plush Holy Hand Grenades for sale somewhere. I just can't remember where.

[Loriana]

Oooh, I want one! ;D

[icepick]

They're currently on back order at warehouse 23. They're 16 dollars a piece.

www.warehouse23.com/item.html?id=TYVMP049