Faverite Quotes?

[caffnine]

Well since this place is really lacking in threads I'll do my part and try to get this place moving.

Moving on.

Here you all can post your faverite quotes from TV shows/movies/ or anything else that has a cool or funny saying you like. And I will start us off!

Blood makes the grass grow
!-Never Winter Nights.

Jack please I am only a pocitical offical, I can't make dessions by myself!
-The Mayor from A Nightmate Before Christmas

Sploooooosh, skree skree, sploooosh, skreeee, splooooooooosh splat.
- Sea Mother, Shadow Hearts (I will die if anyone actually heard this one)

Because I could not stop for death
He kindly stoped for me
- a poem by Emily Dickinson

Please tell me this is all some horrible concusion induced nightmare.
-No idea XD

Wheel's spinning;....Hampster's dead
-I don't know!

Fishing eh? the thing about that is there are two types of fish you can catch. the first when caught knows its over and gives up the fight. like a good little fish should. the second will sit there flapping like an IDIOT and waste everyone's time so you got to smack the fish with an oar till it learns
-Tom Nook from a VGcat's comic.

Okay now you guys do some!

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I'll chop you up! Grind you up! Dry you in the sun! Break you to pieces! Bury you in the ground! Piss on you! Then I'll dig you up! Pull you! Stretch you! Drag you around! And then, and then, in any case, I'll never forgive you!!!

- Viktor to Neclord, Suikoden 2

There's nothing in the world as ruthless or impartial as death. All living matter ages over time and eventually dies... No matter how mighty or tiny its life force... So being alive means you're creeping closer to death with every second... But there's none of that here. No one and nothing ages. Nothing wastes away. This quiet, boundless, and beautiful world... An ideal world, straight out of a fairy tale, isn't it?A place and time that belongs to no one... Res nullius... It's because this is a future that was eliminated!!! History is composed of choices and divergences. Each choice you make creates a new world and brings forth a new future. But at the same time, you're eliminating a different future with the choices you didn't make. A future denied of all existence because of a change in the past... A future that was destroyed before it was even born rests here... condensed into the Dead Sea.

Miquel , Chrono Cross, opening speech to the without doubt hardest battle in the game.


Miluda: Who do you think we are? We're not your animals! We're human, just like you! Have you ever been hungry? With only soup to eat for months? Why do we suffer? Because you nobles deprive us of our rights to live!
Algus: Human? Humph, Ridiculous! From the minute you were born you had to obey us. From the second you were born you were our animals.
Miluda: That's nonsense! Who decided all this! That's ridiculous!
Algus: It is the will of Heaven!
Miluda: In Heaven? God would never allow such a thing. All are equal in His eyes! He'd never let this happen! Never!
Algus: Animals have no God!

Miluda and Algus, Final Fantasy Tactics.


How are we different? Birth? Status? What the hell is rank?
Death Corps Fencer, Final Fantasy Tactics.

If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.
Magus, Chrono Trigger

The weak only strive to be weaker.....
Magus,Chrono Trigger.


Male, female whats the difference?
Flea,Chrono Trigger.

Thanks,Captain Killjoy. This place is so freaking depressing it could probably drive a puppy to suicide.
Rhea - Slightly Damned

Ha! Don't be silly! She's not an angel- she's a snowbunny!
Buwaro - Slightly Damned

My heart beats slowly.
Never before have I seen Puppues ride rainbows.
Saikido's haiku- Slightly Damned


More commin later

[caffnine]

Commander Ikari will spank you for this Rei!
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
sounds a little kinky to me

Shego: Why Canada, anyway?
Drakken: High literacy rate, good health care, and sparkling clean cities.
Shego: Since when do you ca --?
Drakken: All of which will be my evil kingdom when I rename it... Drak-anada!
Shego: Ooh, that rolls off the tongue.
-Kim Possible

[icepick]

Let's see here...

"Stand still so I can hit you" - Neverwinter Nights.

"El Goonish Shive, it's spanish for The Goonish Shive" - Keenspot El Goonish Shive forum description.

"Come out, come out, wherever you are! I smell your fear. You can't hide forever!" - Gear from Liz's guest strip on Happy But Dead.

" / b/ , where none of us are as dumb as all of us" - 4 chan inspirational poster.

"A Brilliant idea has just entered my brainhole" - Joel from Bonus Stage.

[Innocent Soul]

"Sweet Crispy Walnuts!"
- Originally from Jenn Dolari

Gear: "I don't know what's more impressive, that you bleached my hair, or that you did it in my sleep!"
Sinker: "Whats really amazing is how easily one can buy enough date rape drugs to keep you from waking up"
- Gear and Sinker from Happy But Dead (Strip #87 "Hair")

[icepick]

I am error
- Error from The Legend of Zelda 2 : The Adventure of Link

[caffnine]

I'm just an illusionary maniphestion of your adolesant mind!
- HARU..something from FLCL

Laterina: Well that's good. When she kills you, you'll go to heaven
Netella: I'm a hindu
Laterina: Disney Land?
-Bromwell High

Al: Oh Ed! This is the first time someone has treated me like a kid since I became Armor
Armstrong: Bagage fees are cheeper then passanger fees
Al: this is the first time someone has treated me like lugage since my body became armor
-FMA

[icepick]

God: Jesus...
Jesus Christ: Is that you, bowl of cherries?
God: Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?
Jesus Christ: I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.
God: You need help, Jesus, and I will not forsake it.
Jesus Christ: Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

[caffnine]

Mr. Bibby:Why were you sent out in the hall?
Boy: I'm a hindu.
Mr. Bibby: which is the start of a very dangerous slope.

Prosecutor: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Mr. Bibby: [hand on Bible] I do.
Prosecutor: Is your name Roger Bibby?
Mr. Bibby: No.
[Bible bursts into flames]
Mr. Bibby: That means nothing.

Iqbal: Okay I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, we lose lawsuit and have to pay six jillion squid to some lawyer. Good news is, Iqbal ain't gonna take that poop from no-one. Iqbal is going to fight! I is take this case to House of Lords. And when they is tell me to f*ck off, I is go to Brussels! Iqbal is never going to give in while he has breath in his body. Who's with me? I said, who's with me?
[Everyone applauds]
Iqbal: On second thought it would be really difficult. School is closed forever.

-More Bromwell High!

[icepick]

Joel : I'm evolving. I'm a dynamic character. You just sit there with your "I love Elly" and your "I'm the straight man, somebody like me!" You need to re-evaluate yourself, or you could risk losing everything. So please, won't you swing the bat, Takkun. I mean...kick the football, Charlie Brown. I mean...Phil. Do it for the fans. Do it for yourself. Do it for Elly.
Phil : Ummmmmmmmmmmm, Nah
- Bonus Stage

[caffnine]

Well, if you're expecting me to help you survive inevitable zombie invasion, think again. I'm going to be far to busy saving myself. Just remember the golden rules, and you should be fine.
--From Icepick! XDD

We are much happier to live our lives as ourselves. Rather than pretend to be something we're not, just to please other people.
--Transe-Generation!

[kalira]

icepick said:

God: Jesus...
Jesus Christ: Is that you, bowl of cherries?
God: Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?
Jesus Christ: I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.
God: You need help, Jesus, and I will not forsake it.
Jesus Christ: Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

O.o someone else other then me has seen that movie? ...... wacky

[newmutant6]

Arthur: That's a good idea!
God: Of course it's a good idea, I'M GOD!
---Monty Python's The Holy Grail

God: I AM A CUTE TOMATO!!
-------Happy But Dead

Friend: 'I don't look at it as giving up. I look at it as semi-permanant procastination.'

More later.

[Lucifer]

Honor isn't perfection. Honor is admitting our
mistakes, and doing what we can to make them right.

~Douglas A Reeves

What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?

Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,
From deep within the flow of time...

But for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselfs...

Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whist our laghter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...

~Chrono Cross

"What... Is an Oprah?"

~Christopher Judge/
teal'c in Stargate SG-1

"You look in the mirror, but someone else looks back. You remember a life you never had, one that cannot be yours. You are the piece that does not fit, you don't belong in this game. The board has been knocked over, you shall be swept away..."

~Daniel E. Shive

[ash]

"I've seen things U people wouldn't believe: attack-ships on fire over the should of Orion. I watch C beams, glitter in the night over Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain" - Blade Runner

"...or I am going to shoot this puppy. Look at the puppy, it's a cute puppy. It's a happy puppy. And if you cheap bastards don't start buying my chairs, it's going to be a DEAD PUPPY!" - Happy But Dead (hahahahahaha!!!... I almost pee myself!!)... ;D